The music I’m listening to makes me feel like I’m in The Hobbit PC game I used to play when I was 5.
Oh god I love that game.
I’m just going to sing along to Anna Nalick and cry about life for the next hour so if anyone wants to talk to me make sure it’s not whilst I’m singing the chorus of Car Crash.
According to Greek Mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves. -Plato’s The Symposium.
(Source: oklahoma-sky, via thereslightinyoureyes)
I’m in such an honest, open mood tonight.
Like when you’re drunk and you have no boundaries so you just tell everybody all the shit in your head.
Well I have this at the moment.
And Satan said, “I will put good bands on both sides of the poster.”
(via queen-alien)
Licking out the middle of a creme egg is like the pearly white gates of heaven opening to you, with Justin Timberlake waiting for you on the other side. Naked. With a whip.
I had a dream the other night that Snoop Dogg rolled me a joint but I saved it for Ollie to give to him once I had woken up.
This is the 4th dream this week that has been like this why am I so giving what the fuck is going on.
Last night was fab; but I can only really remember that for the whole walk home Sam kept describing himself as a cabbage.
I’m going to America tomorrow.
Yet I am more excited for the plane ride.
Because I get to read my books and complain about food whilst eating it and watch films and sleep which is what I usually do anyway, but this time my mum can’t moan at me.
